Thursday, January 27, 2005

Eat Your Heart Out... Really...

A Nairobi man will be sentenced to death soon for he literally took the term 'eat your wife's heart out'. The police arrested him in his house as he began to devour the heart. Blood running down from his mouth. Kenyan authorities said that "If only Bessie Head was here, she'll write more on Botswana..."

Also, I would like to commomerate the death of the late Johnny Carson. He was once a host of the Tonight Show. He moved the show from NY to Burbank. He would later take the show for two decades and in 1992, his last guest were Robin Williams and some other guy. The last show had no audience and that some other guy sang him out.

So, 23 January 2005... Johnny Carson Died.

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