Sunday, April 17, 2005

Fuck You by Norman

Yes, my title today is an offensive word. In other words, it is "FUCK". I am sick and tired of the bastards around my country treating people. The other day, I was at the convienience store getting some chocolate bars. There was this retarded man who was asking on the streets for a dollar to buy soay bean. Everyone said they would buy for him but he said he wants to buy it himself. I got out of the store and the poor fella was still there. He asked me to open the door so I opened it. The cashiers looked at me with utter disgust. I am here to state down my absolute opinion on what my country should have right now. My country should have a war like the 1940's and these youngsters will learn untiy and equality immediately. We, the teens and youngsters, have no absolute appreciation for peace and the freedom. We abuse it by misusing the freedom. I don't say that my country should become a Hitlerville or another China, but we should do is teach these people the true meaning of freedom and unity. I say, wse evaluate these people with their Moral marks in their exams. Then, we test them out in a situation where one will possibly try and help out. Then, we hire them. I would like to end this post with a quote I wrote in 6 minutes.

F is for Friendship, U is for Unity, C is for Caring and K is for Kindness. What do you get if you combine them all? F... U... C... K...!

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

I Hate Biology

I have a gutsy and bad feeling in Biology class. I hate animals and I am against pretty much everything. Well, disection should be banned. This wholesome plan to see the inerds of some poor defenseless animal is predictably horrid. I hate to say this but I just wanna puke.

Sunday, March 20, 2005

What Did I Do During The Holidays?

Day 1 - Nothing
Day 2 - Nothing of significance.
Day 3 - Chemistry class...
Day 4 - Chemistry class + Headache = Messed up day
Day 5 - Gastrick + A Visit to a Friend's house = quite bad
Day 6 - Collected tickets to F1 + The Sims 2 University = Okay Day
Day 7 - Physics + Adjusted to Lifestyle = . . .
Day 8 - Getting bored
Day 9 - Found out that I have one more holiday homework that nobody bothered to tell me. Don't know what to do or give the excuse = How could things get any worse [Dad brought bro to F1]

Summary in equations are subjected to the day's experience and I also have to say that life is not perfect and I hope *censored due to very bad curse unleashed upon formention teacher*

Saturday, March 05, 2005

Shade Clipse aka Ben Pickett, May You Rest In Peace!

Today, it is a sad day for all Forumites member. A dear friend of us has left us. His name is Cloud Strife aka Shade Clipse aka Benjamin Pickett. Benjamin Pickett was a good friend to everyone and the best of friends to a few. He sticks out as an individual and he will surely be missed by his classmates, friends, acquaintances and especially, his family.

He died due to a disease which he lived through all his life. Aneurysm is his killer and it killed him in a pool. His friends, Predius, Gladiuse, Redstar and those who were around him were there to send him off. It is with a heavy-heart I must say goodbye to Shade Clipse.

To his parents, hang on with your heart. Your son will be with you forever in your heart. It is not time to bear grief but it is to remember what has you and your son has done. The memory is everlasting and you will all be together again.

To his friends, hold on to what you have remembered with him. The good or bad, chaotic or victoriuous. He had good times with all of us and especially, good times with his friends who are with him.

I did have one chance to speak to him. It was on AIM, on the chat-room, last year. It was the last time we had a random chat with explosions and me killing Redstar with a gun. It was great and it was fun. That was the last time I spoke to him.

I would like to give thanks to Redstar for being a great friend to Pickett. Redstar spent his time with Pickett's last moments on Earth. Those moments will be precious to you. I know it is hard to let go but you just have to. He didn't want to die like this but the Guy has to do something. It will take the toll on you but he would want you and all of us to be happy and not grieving because of this.

To those who were there to help him, same thing. I think he is thanking you for helping him. Concerned friends like you should be awarded a medal. You are great and I would like to consider all of you as heroes.

To the doctors, you have done your job but failed. It is not fault. It is even said in Hippocrates Oath. You are told to take care of your patients. Even you have failed to help stay alive, you have done your duties as doctors. You have served your duties with honour.

To Cloud, we will miss you buddy. I didn't speak to you much and I have tried to get to know you better. I have failed as a friend. Please forgive me. I hope the Guy have placed you in a greater place. Forgive me ever so much for anything I have said to you.

All of Forumites, please raise you glasses, gauntlets, mouse and mugs. This toast of tea and chrysanthemum or any drinks you have is to you Cloud Strife. May you rest in peace!

Sunday, February 20, 2005

Malaysian Only Know How To Criticize

Hello and I am again posting live via Internet in Malaysia. Tom, it seems that we Malaysian only know how to criticize. We, Singapore and a few other Asian countries are all talk and no action. When I got this idea? In literature class.

That day, my aunt came over and to tell the truth, the future for me can be as bright as anything. She really try to down people down. I would like to tell you that I want to take a degree in Computer Science and she tried to down me down and quote, "If you want to take Computer Science, you have to take Additional Maths." I know that but I am trying to be a translator for a software or gaming company. She and my mom kept on drowning me in shit with that comment and about me being fat. I then splurted out that what my teacher is right. My teacher said and quoted, "Malaysians only know how to criticize. We only know how to judge people. That guy is fat, too tall, too short and even at times, looks dumb. Most of us are only all talk and no action."

Well, some people are happy to be what they are and I am happy to be fat like that Numa Numa guy. People can shut their fucking mouth about these criticizm because we do not know when to criticize. Sometimes, we criticize too much until that guy jumps off of a fucking building. One small thing like, there's Aedes in neighbourhood... thanks to that dirty man with his family of hicks. Leaving the pot outside, stagnant pond.... shut the fuck up. Again, we only how to talk but not act. If I saw someone annorexic, I'll invite her and stuff her fucking mouth with pie if I am a rich man. I am fed up with critics.

Well, my opinion and some people so deal with it.

Sunday, February 06, 2005

I Walk The Line

I keep a close watch on this heart of mine
I keep my eyes wide open all the time
I keep the ends out for the tie that binds
Because you're mine, I walk the line

Ahh, Cash. Johnny Cash. The Man in Black. American Folk Hero and Country Idol.
Dead as a dodo, they are now only going to make a movie out of him (don't say remains).
As most of you know, I like Johnny Cash. He is my hero and I liked him very much. When I heard Joaquin Phoenix (Hotel Rwanda's Jack the Cameraman) was playing Johnny Cash in this movie, this movie has been marked as a much watch.

There a quite a few bioflicks over the years like Ray (Ray Charles), Hotel Rwanda (Paul Rusesabagina), that Ronald Reagan mini-series, Farentheit 9/11 (Bush's first term) and I think Living With Michael Jackson (documentary). Ray and Hotel Rwanda deserve an Oscar. Maybe Jamie Foxx and Don Chaedle sharing it will be good. Farentheit 9/11 is filled with some holes and gaps so it wasn't good and LWMJ was shocking.

According to IMDB.com, Mr. Cash asked Joaquin Phoenix to play the part and Mrs. Cash gave her blessing to Reese Witherspoon to play as Mrs. Cash herself. Of all the choices, Reese Witherspoon? Legally Blond? When I saw that, I laughed it out so hard I think my head just kept thinking of how is this movie gonna look like. Well, a country and world music fan such as myself will watch this movie. I think in Malaysia, I'll be the first to queue up for the seats because I wanna see the life of The Man In Black.

Also, visit my forum at paragon.beheadedstraw.net and check out how we can establish world peace in a respectful manner.

Thursday, January 27, 2005

Eat Your Heart Out... Really...

A Nairobi man will be sentenced to death soon for he literally took the term 'eat your wife's heart out'. The police arrested him in his house as he began to devour the heart. Blood running down from his mouth. Kenyan authorities said that "If only Bessie Head was here, she'll write more on Botswana..."

Also, I would like to commomerate the death of the late Johnny Carson. He was once a host of the Tonight Show. He moved the show from NY to Burbank. He would later take the show for two decades and in 1992, his last guest were Robin Williams and some other guy. The last show had no audience and that some other guy sang him out.

So, 23 January 2005... Johnny Carson Died.

If A Genie Could Grant Me 5 Wishes, I Would Wish... Oil Prices Went Up and So Do Wish Allowance

a) Eternal happiness for mankind
b) Make a real Willy Wonka and make the world's hunger go away with chocolate
c) cure for AIDS and cancer
d) a girlfriend (description shalt not b given)
e) not to be anti-semitic... the Jews in the media to get the fudge out.

Sunday, January 16, 2005

Nothing Much But To Give A Line

"Seems there's a big debate going on about whether a new TV commercial for Minute Maid orange juice portrays Popeye and Bluto as gay lovers or just good friends. The commercial shows Popeye and Bluto at the beach and riding a bicycle for two. I don't think that makes them gay. I think the fact they both find Olive Oyl attractive, that makes them gay." (From "The Tonight Show," June 4, 2001)

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Rush Biology and Rush Psychics

Today, in school, we rushed for everything. In English, teacher explained blantly about the homework. In the Malay class, the teacher explained shortly of what to do in our summary. Add Maths and History was quite calm until Biology and Physics. The teacher rushed us until we were a fighting terms at each other. Well, today, I conducted a poem about crossing the Rio Grande.

Border Unbound
by Impulse

In the land of the free,
Vast empty spaces as far as the eye can see,
Democracy in action just beyond the river,
The river call the Rio Grande.

Crossing the land will be hard,
U.S. guards patrol the area,
We plan to leave at midnight,
To get across the Rio Grande.

I will be free in America,
No oppression and no problems,
Climb over the fence,
Into the river called the Rio Grande.

Crossing the river is not difficult,
Wading through the river was easy,
Avoiding detection was speechlessly hard,
Sirens went off when we crossed the Rio Grande.

Shouts and shrieks were heard,
We ran towards the land of the free,
The helicopter gun down two of my people,
On the waters of the Rio Grande.

I ran quickly above to the bank,
Looking for a bush to hide,
Panting and cries heard,
Massacre created at the Rio Grande.

I walked for 4 hours along the road,
Hitchhiking to a city of dreams,
Dehydrated and saddened,
I am the only one who crossed the Rio Grande.

A kind stranger picked me up,
Put me up for work in the land of the free,
I am lucky to survive,
For I have gave a declamation about,
My crossing over the dangerous Rio Grande.


Have a nice day!

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

New Day Of School and Really Long Update

New school year and I must say, it is a real b*tch. I was first put in 4P then moved to 4C because of lesson collisions (Islamic Studies). 4P was very quiet and nice but then, I have to move to the class of deliquents. The class I have been in and stuck with it for three years. Three absolute years of terror and this year, terror has died down.

I pledged at least RM 100 to the Tsunami victims which I would now say getting really old. Umm, my trip to Shanghai (China) sucked and this year, I joined the new Forumites Forum. It is so cool that now, I become really helpful and I gained more friends there.

In school this year, I made some new friends. Justin, Pershanth, Kuo Jian and Adam are new students. They are quite bright and we are all in the same league. Maybe my immatureness may still stick but I am always mature when it comes to helping people.

Umm... I made friends with Toboe (De Marcus), Kae (yup, real name), FR (Belgian), moojuice (some US chick) and a whole lotta people. I have also made some enemies but they will not be mentioned cause later, unhired guns will come and ask me for any job that I can offer. :D

Anyway, that's it for now. Until a bigger thing happen, I will post more.

In the great words of Cris Fromage: KIFFLOM, BROTHER-UNCLE!

Friday, November 05, 2004

Really Bad Day

Hmmm... I can tell you today it was the worst fear for any Grand Theft Auto fan. Today, I was about to play GTA: SA then, the old game didn't load. I then asked my little 8 year old brother and he said 'I accidently delete.' I was so furious I took his Spiderman CD and hid it from him. I did however threw his back-up CD which was a fake one. Still, I have to start everything all over again. Anyway, peace!

Impulse

He Who Won Once Wins Again: A None Biased Report

It is he who have won. A guy who choked on a pretzel, a guy called the biggest Hollywood villain of the year and the idiot who went and attack Iraq. President Bush has indeed won the Presidential election. Asian stock rises with Bush's victory. But still, three states have to have a recount. Ohio, Iowa and New Mexico. Well, all I can say is, the Republicans have claimed that they are victorious but the Democrats say and quote: "Every vote counts!" Indeed, this is a tight race. Nobody knows who is going to win. All I can say is that Iowa can go to Kerry, Ohio to even split and New Mexico to Bush. This is all I have to say, reporting live in front of the computer and my TV, I'm Impulse of Malaysia.

Update on the report - President Geroge W. Bush has won the election. No doubt this election was the hardest to beat for the last 100 years. With a too close to call problem in Ohio, the state is later given to George W. Bush a victory of 274 electoral votes. Electoral votes are the only thing which is essential for a candidate to win the election. As for Kerry, he lost. Many Kerry supporters have indeed broke down in tears. Well, no worries my people as I see, the next election, anyone who is not George W. Bush is going to win because you can only have two terms in office XD! So, God Bless you All!

Reporting live from Habladad, My House, Malaysia, I'm Impulse

Friday, October 29, 2004

The Norm Has Come Back...

Sound too much of the Rock huh?

Anyway, I am back cause I am bored. And also to promote my site. I have been so happy and hyper since I got Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. But, I am still kinda upset because it kept on lagging.

Friday, July 02, 2004

Have You Seen A President On Trial?

Have you seen a President on trial? Yeah and it is thrice. Once was Suharto in Indonesia, Bush and the 9-11 Commission and now, Saddam Hussein of Iraq on CNN. Now, do tell me whether the world is fair or not. Now, if we only had Hitler and Bin Laden which has the same religion as I am (I am not a radical tradiotionalist then why else would I be using this)....

Anyway, on Thursday, I shed a tear in class of the unbearable people around me who have made noise, poked fun and also mocked me. Soon, I will be writing a full confession of myself.

If we as teenagers could just learn to keep quiet and concentrate on our studies which I don't a care in the world. My stress has become so overwhelmed that I had to burst in tears like Tun Dr Mahathir. Well, what people in the north of Malaysia do when they are stressed out.

Anyway, I hope you all can maintain peace, harmony and blood... neighbourliness. Also, be one with the World and support MJ.

Here three links to make you smile.
http://whitehouse.org
http://georgewbush.org
http://freemichael.org

Peace Out!

Sunday, June 13, 2004

Sleep Well President Reagan (1911 - 2004)

Well, two days back, I witnessed live (from TV) the funeral of President Ronald Reagan. Well, I think it is pretty touching the funeral and the burial. Now, at the same time, many of you Americans will be voting for a new President soon. Well, good luck to all candidates whether Nader, Kerry or Bush or I call him dou*censored*.

Well, be safe and extremely safe. Allah Bless You All!

Peace Out!

Thursday, June 10, 2004

Wassup

Hello, I'm Impulse or call me Chris Rock or even call me Norman. Anyway, this place is just gonna be my journal. Why not make a PHP journal like some people? Because I dont know how to. Anyway, I will be posting stuff about myself and my secret life. Not to secret but a small bit.

Peace Out!